TOTW (topic of the week): Baseball
Now that Al's given me the most f'ing boring thing to write about, ever, let me preface this post with this: I have never watched a baseball game live, so none of this will apply to an actual live game. My opinions on baseball here are strictly based on what I've seen on TV and what I know about the sport itself.
So with that said, this is what I think about baseball -- it fucking bores the shit out of me. Even on steroids, baseball is bo-ring.

(Momentarily distracted by an incredibly angry guy who just got ditched by MUNI. I'm scared that if I were outside and I tried to say something nice to him, he'd just fucking kill me)
Back to baseball.
I don't find that many sports to be engaging in the first place. Golf? Gag. Hockey? Zzz. Tennis? Meh. Shit, I don't even watch the Olympics. Not because I don't find the best athletes of the world mesmerizing, I just... don't think about watching the Olympics during my spare time. Basketball, football, rugby and maybe soccer are among the more interesting spectator sports to me (and by spectator I mean a couch-spectator). The only live games I've watched have been basketball (Clippers) and soccer (Paris). I got really excited during the World Rugby Cup when I was in Paris, but I think the environment had most to do with that, considering France beat New Zealand to move on to the semi-finals. Meaning, people were fucking shitting themselves, screaming and running down the street with french flags, crawling over cars in traffic, honking and drunkenly singing. I think the last time I got really stoked and pride-filled at a game was back in 6th or 7th grade, rooting for SAS (Shanghai American School) in the basketball matches, while also sighing and deeply crushing on this beautiful Japanese boy from Japan International School.
I think maybe it just comes to my feeling like I have no ties to any local teams. And without that, what do I have to base my fanfare on, if I don't actually know a lot about the sport itself? Maybe just the whole raucous surrounding watching sports. But besides that? Pretty much nothing.
Sure, I root for the Lakers. But not because Kobe is so amazing or that I actually know what I'm talking about. I just happen to be from Southern California, and know enough that the Lakers are solid, and know that I can tag along this huge Lakers bandwagon and have a lot of fun doing it. If I were to watch an Angels v. Giants game... shit, I'd probably just root for the Giants because San Francisco is that much cooler than LA. Warriors v. Lakers, though... well, I don't know. Nor do I care all that much. It's just fun. That's all. I don't really care about the sport itself all that much. I can enjoy it, I can get excited, but the majority of watching sports, to me, is the fun that you share with the crowd. The spirit, the tension, the uproars and the andrenaline.
So with all that said -- baseball is boring to me because I don't actually care for the sport itself, nor do I know anything about any players, nor do I go to live games. My friends don't sit around watching baseball, talking trash and getting amped. There is no equivalent of a Super Bowl Sunday amongst my social network for baseball. Baseball players aren't even attractive (soccer players, helllloooo). With that, what motivation do I have to care for, much less like basebal?
None. Zip. Nada.
Case closed.
Oh, and my topic for Al? Menstrual cycles. COME ON. So much better.